i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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hows the party?
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be there in 10
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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