That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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