I am in a vortex of obligation.
where am i from again
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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