I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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