Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I need moral support for this bender
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
