wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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