Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
