Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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