we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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