i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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