He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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