Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Girls should come with a carfax report
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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