it wasn't lemon gatorade
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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