This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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