I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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