when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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