It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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