I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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