I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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