dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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