we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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