quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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