I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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