We're facebook friends in real life
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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