U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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