nut hugger
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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