Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It was confusing and full of hummus
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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