Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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