So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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