Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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