I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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