Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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