real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
