piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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