Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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