Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
We smell like vodka and hangover
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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