Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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