Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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