I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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