Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
The air taste purple.
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