Plan B is the new Plan A
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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