just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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