dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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