Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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