maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
