Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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