There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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