i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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