I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
two words: eviction party
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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