gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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