If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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