At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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