You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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