I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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