Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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