Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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